Yeah. Homegirl was leaning up on it. Savages!

Seattle ruined my perception of people driving cars.

I have a house with garage, and a parking garage at work (with way more spaces than are used). My car is rarely parked in areas where it can get hit.

Same, I sold my M5 after a job change forced on street parking every day.

And everyone disregards what I say about these things when I say that they are utter and complete shitbox, deathtraps.

And for the Russians to make a surprisingly durable, yet completely unsafe one out of shit.

Pretty much, the Japanese make an engineering wonder, the Americans build a crude but functional version, now all we have to do is wait for the Germans to make a flawless but ridiculously expensive version, and the Italians to make a pretty but stupid penis shaped robot.

Only 95?!

Years of roller-coaster tycoon have proved that 95% of my rides would result in severe injury or death.

I mean I DID really like that car in the movie. For some reason the bare metal roof and the NASCAR steelies really does it for me....That being said I could literally build a better Monte Carlo in this same style for like...$10 grand.

But Nissan is an actual company that has shareholders and a business to run. TVR was some insane fly-by-night outfit run by a series of goofballs (right?) who were, at the end of the day, pretty much just screwing around.

So many risks, in fact, that they willed themselves into bankruptcy several years ago!

Boston, which is a large northeastern city where people yell at each other.

TVR, because who else would think it’s a good idea to make a pearlescent purple, 380 HP, death trap that weighs about nothing.

Oh, for heaven’s sake. If you’re going to criticize the object of our collective affection and worship, at least spell it's name right, you feckless rube.

Heathen!

Starred out of the grays to allow the stone throwers a better target.

Attending this race is one of my life goals. It’s apparently a bit tricky and expensive to get there and get your accomodations (tents!) and everything, but I’ve heard the island is one big festival for the duration.

Gods I need dis!

This is the single greatest image on the Internet today, June 25 2015.