You must know my gf.

Here’s an example: if you’re taking a drive through the countryside on a crisp-autumn morning, Dubstep is not the right choice.

Der fahrtbaux go kerplunkin.

I didn’t know Harbor Freight sold rims that size.

But Pontiac air vents are fun!

Early 2000 Pontiac’s. Air vents intensify.

Yeah, but their insurance is going to skyrocket. Do you know what it costs to keep a Trafalgar class sub on the water? Don't be surprised if you see this one sit under a tarp while junior rides the bus.

A good body and fender guy and a 55 gal drum of bondo and everything will be fine.

But how many departments use these though? Most that I've seen still use the old CrownVic

Do you know what you have just done? You might want to start running while you still can.

In this time of change, let us remember the words of #2

Yes, this chart is essential. For instance in most areas of Washington state one could live on 40k and be middle class except in Seattle. A household living on 40k would definitely be poor trying to get housing in the city.

Once again, the answer is always Miata.

the one where ludacris is an expert with computers.

The fact that anyone would take this remotely seriously.

To be Elvis worthy it needs a gold alligator skin roof

WITH ZIPPERS!

Eurovan's are the Anti-Minivan up here in Seattle, they're everywhere. A new 4 motion TDI version would make people's head explode.

also this

Because if there are two areas where VW excels, it’s anything related to vans and electrical systems.