omg, This is probably one of the greatest things I have ever heard. As a self-appointed Ghostbusters expert who could, at one time, quote the entire movie line-for-line, I approve.

A bunch of commenters on here are talking up Australia, but you guys aren't fucking fooling me; they have spiders that legally have to be classified as anti-tank weapons.

You can tell who is unsharing? Clue us in! We've been wondering who the asshat is for a while!

Thank god for that, graphic design is already a crowded field.

My Father has been dead to me for over 10 years. I know where I'm spending next Father's Day!

I would do this if they tried to slip me an oatmeal raisin cookie in with my chocolate chip cookies.

In before the: LET'S HEAR YOU SING WITHOUT AUTO-TUNE crowd.

FEAR NOT! I WILL EAT IT ALL! BEHOLD MY SEXIEST OF ICE CREAM PICS!

Depending on the state, 1-3 years most likely for theft in that amount.

Sounds like someone is fulfilling the requirements of their 12 step program.

Just saw that shit a few minutes ago. Creepy shit. The video going over his crimes is so disturbing.

This sounds so stupid. They should just add some sharks and tornadoes or some shit. Then people might actually watch it.

He should've taken more pictures of all the surroundings, then claimed he wasn't being a creeper and taking creepy shots of women. Then he should go on a racist tirade on Twitter and he'd have thousands of other creepy people standing up for him and his right to free speech or some shit.

I'm shocked this couple didn't make the list:

If Sofia sounds like she does on Modern Family like she does in RL, it would be the most annoying sex tape on the planet. The only person who MIGHT be able to top it would be Fran Drescher.

You old you!

Water. I have water coming out of my nose. Thank you.

DADDY, NO! I do not approve of my daddy's four-and-a-half-life crisis.