Perfect use of this gif. 10/10

Catering giant Aramark has once again been caught serving maggot-ridden foot to prisoners.

I hope you choke on your social security you geriatric fuck! (lol, jk)

But a word of caution; the woman was missing part of her hippocampus, which was removed to treat her epilepsy, so she doesn't possess a "normal" brain.

As a former kitten, knowing there is a cat's movie that never was makes me very sad.

Excuse me while I go copyright every note in music separately then sue everyone for stealing my work and mixing it together!

Dude is a classless ass. #ChadCliftonNeverForget

I immediately thought wasp was referring to white anglo-saxon protestant and it gave me a rather confusing image.

I am so sick of this guy. He was creepy and gross about 5 seconds after Blurred Lines was released. All the shit that has happened since than have only continued to prove that point.

My Apple Account actually got stolen a couple years ago and in one night someone purchased nearly $100 in purchases for some random game in the iTunes store.

I'm not going to lie. I probably spent close to $100 I didn't have on in game purchases for EACH of the following games.

Oh man... Denny's.

Congrats!

Outlining is not always the best. I just finished reading Story Trumps Structure: How To Write Unforgettable Fiction By Breaking The Rules by Steven James and he had quite a lengthy section on outlining.

Woot! Better women's representation in robotics!

Saint's Row Franchise Pack Deal is Amazing! (Includes Saint's Row IV and all DLC)

I'm fairly certain I could watch Natalie Dormer eating strawberries all day.

I'm talking other articles, not the Washington post one. Here is an example when I did a quick search this one from Washington City Paper....

It does suck that this gets dragged into the public arena where a businesses reputation can be completely ruined. While they did comp the check, fire the employee, and apologize, they didn't do everything in their power to ensure it happens again.

It seems to me that restaurants could save themselves a lot of heartache by locking that shit down on PoS systems.