Someone get this man a Pulitzer for reporting on one of the greatest mysteries of our generation!

I want to throw up at the suggestion of drinking gravy.

OMG! DUNKAROOS! My family was too poor to afford such luxurious snack food when I was a child and I always imagined they tasted wonderful!

Huggs — Right now, half of you are trying to figure out what Huggs even are. Trust me; you've seen them. Remember those weird-as-shit little plastic barrels with foil tops, filled with run-off from Mr. Burns' Springfield Nuclear Plant? Yeah. Those fucking things. They didn't even really come in flavors, unless you…

Seriously.... Star Crunch at #2? Those things tastes like cardboard covered in faux-chocolate!

If they don't do it, someone else will and they will be out of the job. It's a sad reality.

I've always wished I had Sunday Mornings like this. :P

I miss the Carmen Sandiego game show that used to be on TV. :(

Personally, I have a soft spot for ladies from the boring suburbs, like Gwen Stefani and Lauryn Hill. :)

Woah. It's not too difficult? When can I pickup your number 1 chart album in Target?

It's got to be some sort of tape.

1- The only reason to follow the rock is to check out his sick as fuck epic cheat day posts. Gotta love when he posts a picture before downing half a dozen pizzas.

I throw away food I think is going bad because of bad experiences with food that was actually bad has scarred me for life. For example....

All depends on the type of boner. These dude look like their boners remain rather soft. I can say that there is no possible way I could wear pants as tight as some of these guys without having some serious issues standing/walking or doing anything really with a boner.

Honestly, a jerkfuck sounds like it could be a good thing. Can we get a new name for this awfulness. :D

It's a card board cutout that got left on the set.

Ostrich in the background.

That's actually a card board cutout that was left on the set.

I don't get the big deal with Christina Hendricks.

That sounds painful.