I never understood what was so great about lil' Kim v2.0?

Not as satisfying as models using power equipment...

Oh, what? sorry, I was busy fapping to the cookies.

I would love to do babysitting gigs. As a writer, after they get put to bed, I could simply sit in peace and write until parents get home.

I hope everyone of those bastards that are involved end up in a deep dark hole to think about what they've done for a good 80 years. THEN they can burn in...

Well them, I guess we can just forget the whole thing.

I cannot believe those neighbors would make false claims like that. That's absolutely fucking terrible if the two brothers had absolutely nothing to do with it and they were fingered because of some shitty neighbors who are seeking 15 minutes of fame.

Haha, I feel the same way about my father on Father's Day. :)

Unfortunately, my mom had to work today so I took her out to dinner at her favorite restaurant on Friday. Red Robin, yummm!

"I heard it was good for you. That was, like, the rumor. But I don't know. I'm also just one that doesn't shy away from things. I'm not good at saying 'No' so I just figure, fuck it, I'll try anything once. So I tried it. I wouldn't recommend it. It was pretty gross. And I don't think it really did anything very…

Why hasn't anyone gone after Nicki Minaj/Justin Bieber over the lyrics to Beauty and the Beat? Arguably, that's targetted toward a younger demographic than anything Rick Ross does. Here is the particular offending lyric from that track...

Wow, that's awful.

So it will be less awful, I need to re-write this story so it has a better ending...

A friend of mine was groped by a dude on a bicycle while she was at a stop light. He said "thanks!" as he rode off and she was sitting there like "did that just happen?" A loud honk blared two seconds later as a bus…

My vote on handling the situation? By a nice home speaker system to go with your TV. When this sort of thing happens. Turn on porn and go into another room. They will get the hint.

I know right? Up and coming actress my ass. Her first role was in 1992 at the age of like 20? Then in 2008, 16-years later, she starred as Ghetto Girl #3 in the movie Hoodrats 2. I don't think the problem is her age.

As a male, I worked in a nearly exclusively female department until last year. That department is now exclusively female.

Transwoman is born male with female brain correct? How did you know? Are you attracted to men or women? Finally, do you drive a trans am? (That last one is an attempt at a little humor. :)

IMO, this should be a federal crime and not state.

All of the guys in Hollywood are damaged product. Jennifer Lawrence would have no problem doing better.

Being overweight should be treated like it is, a disease, just like alcohol, drugs, and all of those types of things. It's a shame that people would rather treat being overweight as a lack of willpower or laziness. I think if more overweight people had the same sort of support systems as alcoholics and drug addicts,…

With some of the responses I've dismissed, apparently I didn't write the fact that the above was SARCASM large enough.