Male dominated financial firm wants to save money by eliminating female bathrooms. Can't tell if there's a joke in there or if it is the joke.

More disappointed in the fact you can't just go browse what they've got.

Because people don't plea to sexual assault. (Usually). And if he doesn't plea, it goes to jury trial.

Yes, because when you're sexually assaulted the very first thing you think to do is calmly walk up to the nearest person and explain to them how you were just sexually assaulted.

According to the article, he denied putting his hand up her skirt but admitted to touching her leg. It's a matter of he said/she said and "innocent until proven guilty" (Just a guess). Most likely, something like this will go through a plea deal instead of an actual jury trial.

I hear that. When I worked in an office filled with older women I always got shoulder/back rubbed and such in a "grandson" sort of way and NOTHING creeped me out more. I can definitely relate to the gif.

You forgot "sleeping in a sexual/enticing manner"

Well, she did take some medication to help her fall asleep. Maybe she shouldn't have roofied herself. /sarcasm

This is the type of person who belongs on a sex offender registry.

Not as mind blowing as the original unfortunately.

Alright, that commercial was hilarious and yeah, he was in Fargo, he stuck Donny in the wood chipper.

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Just wanted to add. The whole, "but officer, I didn't know!" is the most well-known excuse in the book.

They were probably deluded enough to believe she woulda liked it if she were conscious.

I was thinking the exact same thing. I know if this was the case at any parties that my friends throw, crap like this wouldn't stand.

No crap. We were so spoiled last year. The hell we had in January-February where the temperature went from 30 to 60 to 30 every week.

This reminds me, I took some classes at a tech college in a nearby large city. In a comp class that had about 20 people of various races but I was the only Caucasian. The teacher (who was Mexican) did nothing but talk about how much he hated white people (in general) and the police and would often get the class going…

No, my great-great grandparents weren't, but they were still pissed they were denied entry at Ellis Island and had to sneak into the US through Canada because they were Irish.