Whoa! whoa! whoa! Get those facts out of here! Our President got opinions!!!

Clearly aviation crashes and fatalities have increased as planes have gotten more and more advanced.........Oh, wait:

Is there one in a museum somewhere? Drive the rest of them. 

For midlife crisis solutions that won't kill you, try microdosing, beekeeping, or a fuck swing. 

For your interest, Toyota in New Zealand has no dealers, only agents. All stock is held by Toyota and agents have a number of demonstrators. A car is sold by the agent who gets a fee and supplied at a set price by Toyota. I like this because it stops folk ( me being nice ) wasting your time for three hours and going…

That’s.... one way of looking at it. Another way is that Tesla is able to price its products competitively specifically because it’s not doing all that expensive shit you listed. In fact they specifically say as much. I’m not saying they actually do one thing or the other, the truth probably lies somewhere in between,…

We’re gonna need a smaller boat

Being a Russian ship, I expect we’ll have dash cam footage soon.

Seriously. They bring your food to the car. OK...

Culver’s employees bring my food to my table, and if there’s a line at the drive through they bring it to my car. No tipping. I’m pretty sure they just get paid, you know, like a normal fast food wage that’s screwing them over, but not like, sandpaper baseball bat style.

You’re supposed to tip at Sonic? Who knew?

Instead of racing to the bottom in the global marketplace, we should be imposing our standards (wages, environment) on others. Capitalism run amok feeds on desperate people. Humanity is not compatible with Capitalism.

No

How dare those entitled gamers, wanting to have fun while playing a game!?!

It didn’t ruin other games for me but it definitely put into perspective what I enjoy from other games, and I’ve become more selective and critical. But I end up picking games that I thoroughly enjoy from start to finish instead of popcorn games that I enjoy for a burst and then grow bored of quickly. Bloodborne is a…

Somebody sure is glad that this Titan of Industry will make more money in a year than they every will in their lifetime, all the while paying a lower tax rate.

DAMN STRAIGHT

First Gear. I need to figure out how to become a CEO. A 1-2 year long job and then a 50+ year long retirement. Shoot, it seems like if you suck hard enough they will even pay you millions to stop working.

We used to joke in the mobile software biz that “take the developers estimate, DOUBLE IT, THEN MOVE TO THE NEXT LARGER TIME UNIT” was the schedule guideline.

This isn’t an issue of realistic claims and expectations. I’m pretty sure its a a conversion issue with units of time. I’m guessing that one of Elon’s months is the equivalent of 36 months as we know them. It’s probably due to some awesome secret Space X accident and cover up.