So, Prime takes the place of (80's cartoon TF) Megatron/Galvatron with Unicron controlling him. Marky-Mark uses his tech mastery and gets Prime’s spark to Bumblebee. Queue

Their album Hesher and Curb were two of my favourites.

Hey now. There’s nothing fake about the CBC. They’re very real. They are funded by the very real taxes collected from us Canadians.

The best cock-punch of the whole Canadian bacon is, we call that shit ham.

Please, for the love of god, don’t let this trend of “game of _______”ing, that seems to be cropping up, become a mainstay of writers habits.

Never tell me the odds

I prefer a pistol grip 12 gauge. For close encounters.

I’m talking about draining aquifers to the point where the land mass actually subsides.

What can anyone expect when the ag output of a desert sustains an inordinate level of output?

If you really want to wallow in an absolute sespool of shit blogging, please see spolid. There are no equals.

Did someone hurt your religio-feels?

*Howard

I was born in the dark.

Casey, I’m sure you’re a nice enough guy, but shit posts like these really make me question how hard it isn’t to write for gawker media.

God dammit.... if everyone’s favourite coke-head Johnny D could stamp stainless steel sheets in to a flying-time-travelling-fusion-powered-unicorn, surely to God, FCA can stamp cold rolled steel into more and more and more of these.

And though the dents weren’t very small

Nothing saves me the “burden” of going to reddit like Sploid.

Part of it should be that I’m getting a free one for coming up with TESLAssist to solve the whole autopilot name problem..... jussayin

I seriously thought this was a bad photoshop, given the terrible body line of the front clip to doors. It’s almost like the design departments were based in Sweden and China and there was a server error.

I tweeted Elon about two months ago, suggesting they call it TESLAssist.