i know it’s not fair, but couldn’t she just step in for like 8 years, around 2024? not just because she seems like a genuinely good person and strong leader, but also because nothing would be more likely to give donald trump a rage embolism than losing to a black woman.

Will he get re-elected?  Yes.  Why?  Because “conservatives” will feel like “the media” is ganging up on him by reporting on the fact that he is a slimy selfish prick.

Oh also: Pleeeease never again publish such an extreme close-up photo of Ted Cruz ever again. Truly nauseating.

Oh Ted...Ted, Ted, Ted...you would’ve been better off literally hitting yourself repeatedly in the balls with a nail-studded club and screaming “I’m sorry!” after every blow. This is...whew...a new low in Cruz-brand pathetic public humiliation. You really think this is getting you off the hook, you sad clown punk? AOC…

Now I know what Johnny Knoxville felt like in The Ringer!

It used to be that, back in the Gawker days, they would make this sort of joke. But the joke would tongue in cheek enough that savvy readers could spot it.

CALL THE FUCKING WITNESSES YOU COWARDS!!! Having testimony from Officer Goodman, Sicknick’s widow, etc, McCarthy, ETC.

Unreal how they caved after getting a fucking gift. Then this defeat lap afterwards where Raskin chickens out and then Pelosi makes an appearance...the Democrats are going to get shellacked next year…

So...don’t be like Hitler....got it.

Because they are completely delusional. I overheard months ago two very fit women in line at one of my favorite local lunch spots say, " There is no way I could get Covid, I am a runner, healthy ppl don't get Covid." Umm, so you are going to outrun Covid? Wealth, exercise and a good diet does not insulate you from…

Because they think COVID is a hoax.

They don’t believe that the virus is any worse than the flu.  They also don’t give a shit about protecting anyone else.

Also, the white supremacists’ “foot soldiers” are fundamentally incapable of seeing the real long view, preferring instead to simply see a ‘beautiful landscape populated exclusively by blonde-haired, blue-eyed pale-complexioned folk’.
They have no understanding of long-term health risks (viz.: the high number of heavy…

They are banking on the fact that the virus kills more bwon people than white.

It’s hard to tell when people are being earnest or trolling on the internet. Assuming you are earnest, here’s my lat piece of advice to you Burt/Real Nancy Pelosi

Oh honey ...

Seriously. Can we just call someone an asshole without misgendering them? That’s shitty no matter who you do it to.

Having been in WSB for a while, i can tell you: PLEASE DO NOT PUT YOUR LIFE SAVINGS IN THIS. WSB guys know this is a game/gamble. They repeatedly say “ONLY PUT MONEY YOU CAN LOSE”. They know this can go f***-all to hell and lose what they have.

This is your Life Savings. Any personal relationships you think you’d lose…

Oh my, you don’t want to invest money that lands you in a position where you’re forced to make ends meet for years you need to only invest what you can lose the entirety of and that’s a rule that never changes. Out of solidarity I bought a couple on my WeBull account like 5 minutes prior to extended hours closing at…

Not to the extent you’re dealing with an almost inevitable outcome. Hence the Roulette analogy. Sure hypothetically you could win the 5/6th odds bet hundreds of times in a row. In reality you’ll probably lose before you get to your tenth spin of the cylinder, and no one’s advice about how to “beat the system” actually…

Okay pal. Here’s my last go at trying to convince you to get out.