I don’t think that was a dick-size thing. I think it was specifically about Trump being prissy over people criticizing his hand size, which isn’t the actual thing he’s salty about.

Look, I’m penis not here looking for dink a fight, but it’s weiner misandrist comments like dick yours that make peepee it so hard for men boner and women to unite dong against common enemies like 45.

I noted this above, but I think it’s important to remember that Comey is not the one who leaked his letter to the press. Chaffetz did. Comey’s mistake was thinking he could write a letter to the ingelligence committee and expect the republicans to keep it confidential. Chaffetz was also the one who completely…

I agree. But Comey was not the one who leaked the letter to the press. Chaffetz did. Chaffetz also mischaracterized the Comey letter, making it look way worse than it was. Arguably, Comey’s mistake was in thinking he could write a letter to the intelligence committee and expect the republicans on it to maintain the…

Problem is they aren’t “takedowns,” it’s just petty bullshit that does nothing to undo the damage of installing Trump in the first place. Comey is bad.

I’m so conflicted. On one hand, I’m loving Comey’s takedowns. On the other, I’m tired of his sanctimonious vibe and essentially tipping the election because he assumed Hillary was going to win.

Bingo. Trump’s a cheap little shit. Why use his own money when he can use campaign donations from the rubes instead? The paper trail for all of that was sitting right there in Cohen’s office.

I feel legitimately really bad for the kid - according to the WaPo article, the mom and kid refused to talk to Ronan Farrow. Which leads me to believe that they are reasonable humans (excepting the mom’s one-time terrible decision of fucking Trump, I guess). Can you imagine walking around in the world, living your…

I believe one thing the FBI/Mueller is looking into is if campaign funds were used to pay people for their silence. Being a scumbag who doesn’t like to wear a condom isn’t illegal. Bribing people with campaign donations might be.

Love child sounds charitable for any trump kid

“Flop around on and sweat all over”. Pardon me while I go barf up my breakfast.

I can’t believe that I live in a world where Donald Trump can find a near-unlimited number of women to flop around on and sweat all over.

The key point here is not whether Trump has a love child; that’s salacious but not really that important. It’s that if AMI has a practice of buying and spiking negative Trump stories to keep them out of circulation, the money is arguably an illegal campaign contribution.

this so true ... he was pushing Marla to get one ... but somehow yet the religious zealot fundamentals so ardently against abortion see Trump as their savior, which is a huge WTF.

He’s paid for a few abortions too, I’ll wager.

Frankly, if a long time sex-addict like Donald Trump - who was definitely raw-dogging Stormy Daniels, hasn’t fathered at least a few children out of wedlock, I’d have to say that someone needs to explain the birds and bees to me again.

*raises hand* I definitely have that much willpower. I can’t even bear to look at their faces, much less their penises. Just typing that sentence made me shudder.

i can’t even be mad. i clicked into this article. i read it. i did this to me.

User name checks out, but it’s missing the “_Douche” from the end.

oh, snap! that’s my boo!