Being Libertarian isn’t a superpower. :)

I can’t express how great it would be if it was Ron Effing Swanson.

Hold on now. Human?

I hope the judge awards them every dollar he has. Jones is human garbage.

Don’t worry. The current administration will soon take notice and will immediately replace whomever is responsible for this erroneous productivity with someone who is comically unqualified.

That just means that the Verizon check didnt clear.

Wait, a current government agency is actually doing something to help consumers? Am I still feeling the effects of medication I took two weeks ago? What year is it?

I don’t think that was a dick-size thing. I think it was specifically about Trump being prissy over people criticizing his hand size, which isn’t the actual thing he’s salty about.

Look, I’m penis not here looking for dink a fight, but it’s weiner misandrist comments like dick yours that make peepee it so hard for men boner and women to unite dong against common enemies like 45.

I noted this above, but I think it’s important to remember that Comey is not the one who leaked his letter to the press. Chaffetz did. Comey’s mistake was thinking he could write a letter to the ingelligence committee and expect the republicans to keep it confidential. Chaffetz was also the one who completely…

I agree. But Comey was not the one who leaked the letter to the press. Chaffetz did. Chaffetz also mischaracterized the Comey letter, making it look way worse than it was. Arguably, Comey’s mistake was in thinking he could write a letter to the intelligence committee and expect the republicans on it to maintain the…

Problem is they aren’t “takedowns,” it’s just petty bullshit that does nothing to undo the damage of installing Trump in the first place. Comey is bad.

I’m so conflicted. On one hand, I’m loving Comey’s takedowns. On the other, I’m tired of his sanctimonious vibe and essentially tipping the election because he assumed Hillary was going to win.

Bingo. Trump’s a cheap little shit. Why use his own money when he can use campaign donations from the rubes instead? The paper trail for all of that was sitting right there in Cohen’s office.

I feel legitimately really bad for the kid - according to the WaPo article, the mom and kid refused to talk to Ronan Farrow. Which leads me to believe that they are reasonable humans (excepting the mom’s one-time terrible decision of fucking Trump, I guess). Can you imagine walking around in the world, living your…

I believe one thing the FBI/Mueller is looking into is if campaign funds were used to pay people for their silence. Being a scumbag who doesn’t like to wear a condom isn’t illegal. Bribing people with campaign donations might be.

Love child sounds charitable for any trump kid

“Flop around on and sweat all over”. Pardon me while I go barf up my breakfast.

I can’t believe that I live in a world where Donald Trump can find a near-unlimited number of women to flop around on and sweat all over.

The key point here is not whether Trump has a love child; that’s salacious but not really that important. It’s that if AMI has a practice of buying and spiking negative Trump stories to keep them out of circulation, the money is arguably an illegal campaign contribution.