Delta admitted loading a kid’s playroom on the wrong flight. 5 children ended up in London, England while the parents flew to London, Ontario.

There are a couple reasons why this concept is more realistic than building out the above cabin space for passengers in the 747 (or other widebodies that are just as wide and have just as much underutilized space at the top of the fuselage).

“Delta killed 3 kids today when they locked them in the soundproofed kid compartment and....”

The ideal plane layout from (The Oatmeal):

Give me the Japanese Capsule Hotel berths from the 5th element and I’d be done with seats. I’d even throw in $10 for the knockout gas.

*raises hand* I definitely have that much willpower. I can’t even bear to look at their faces, much less their penises. Just typing that sentence made me shudder.

i can’t even be mad. i clicked into this article. i read it. i did this to me.

User name checks out, but it’s missing the “_Douche” from the end.

Now, a gallon of gasoline cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you’d say.

I remember when these tubes were laid out at gas stations; a little bell would ring, alerting the attendant who filled your tank, checked the air in your tires, checked your oil and washed your windshield.

MO-PEDS, MO-PROBLEMS am I right??

Timestamps? Really? I’m pretty sure there would be prior art earlier than 2003 that shows timestamps on a chat application. Probably ICQ or AIM.

it’s not an egg shaped coin. it’s obviously the shape of the standard run of the mill grey alien.

We are a proud and innovative people.

“Tripping on grass”?! Heh.

oh, snap! that’s my boo!

I would have rather seen a Zombie Jesus with a Happy Zombie Jesus Day...or this:

As a Christian who celebrates Easter and the risen Savior, I do not expect a corporation like Google to provide me with my religious affirmations. I expect them to provide me with a service.

It was a perfect opportunity for Google to have a doodle of Jesus emerging from a cave and saying, “April Fools!”

This acts like Tinder isn't doing this to me :(