And here I thought it was just opposable thumbs that separated us!

White people want to be poor so bad.

Toilet paper: the thin white line between civilization and NOT.

What a coincidence! I’ve been using your socks too. :D

You absolutely do not have an exponentially higher rate of return from your Roth. Please look up the definition of “exponential.”

I have a lot of problems with the 401(k)/403(b) system, but it’s better than a punch in the mouth, especially when the vast majority of people in this country have, literally, no other options available to them.