How bad is one at science to go from smart feller to fart smeller...

I guess you could say they are not “friends” amirite

Obviously the plane is 100% at fault, because pedestrians always have right of way.

If you can dodge an RPG, you can dodge a trailer hitch.

That guy has the reflexes of someone who grew up in a war torn country.

Is it wrong that I care only about the F/A-18?

Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror... murder a prostitute. Change gear, change gear, murder.

Yes, it does matter

The end result will depend on the color of the zip ties that you use. If you want a white finish use white zip ties. If you want black finish then use black zip ties.

If you used blue zip ties but got a red finish ... you have just cut yourself, find the first aid kit and call a contractor to finish…

It’s just rude to give me boners at this time of day.

It’s impressive, but you can’t just completely change the track and then call it a new record. There is a reason the record was 60mph before on the smaller wall. The limiting factor wasn’t necessarily the speed, it was the amount of G’s that the rider would face. If you completely change that, it completely changes…

And I can barely get 4G on my stupid phone.

So what they are saying is a $250,000 rally car driven by a professional racecar driver is faster than a $60,000 Airel Atom driven by a automotive VJ, which is faster than a $25,000 bike driven by Ricky Gervais? Ok, got it.

I wonder if she went up, left, down, right, up, left, down, right R1, R1, and got her grenade launcher back.

Pretty much how my asshole would look slammed shut during this.

Duck boat!

The only thing dumber than some of us is all of us, together.

*LiberatIng(it sounds friendlier)

I bet I know which one gets used as a truck.