If you can dodge an RPG, you can dodge a trailer hitch.

That guy has the reflexes of someone who grew up in a war torn country.

Is it wrong that I care only about the F/A-18?

Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror... murder a prostitute. Change gear, change gear, murder.

Yes, it does matter

The end result will depend on the color of the zip ties that you use. If you want a white finish use white zip ties. If you want black finish then use black zip ties.

If you used blue zip ties but got a red finish ... you have just cut yourself, find the first aid kit and call a contractor to finish…

It’s just rude to give me boners at this time of day.

It’s impressive, but you can’t just completely change the track and then call it a new record. There is a reason the record was 60mph before on the smaller wall. The limiting factor wasn’t necessarily the speed, it was the amount of G’s that the rider would face. If you completely change that, it completely changes…

And I can barely get 4G on my stupid phone.

So what they are saying is a $250,000 rally car driven by a professional racecar driver is faster than a $60,000 Airel Atom driven by a automotive VJ, which is faster than a $25,000 bike driven by Ricky Gervais? Ok, got it.

I wonder if she went up, left, down, right, up, left, down, right R1, R1, and got her grenade launcher back.

Pretty much how my asshole would look slammed shut during this.

Duck boat!

*LiberatIng(it sounds friendlier)

I bet I know which one gets used as a truck.

So I help out a charity that runs free advanced driver safety course for teens, we had an event in Pomona at the fair grounds this weekend. The first thing we talk about is any recent traffic deaths, every event we have something major in LA or Orange County to talk about. This weekend it was this. One of the parents…

If one gets in a collision, does that make it a scrambled Koenigsegg?

That music improved the hell out of this video.