That's a bit excessive of an interpretation. Slurping isn't polite; it just isn't impolite.

That's just the Sims 4: Indie Game Edition.

These two are also frequently mistaken for each other:

Which one's nicely ironic? The first or the second?

This would make more sense if it were either a kangaroo (pouch) or an elephant facing the other direction (butt).

If someone makes fun of or isn't impressed by a Boxster Spyder, I don't want to know them.

Chrysanthemum will also suffice, apparently.

But the launch PS3's are actually better than later models (even the slim) thanks to its inclusion of the Emotion Engine... Sometimes being an early adopter does pay off!

Her?

Holy framerates, Batman! This gif is stuttering!

She went on to show me her apartment, and all the other things she earned in the game without actually spending any money. She also chided me for still being an E-lister—she was an A-Lister with millions of fans. I felt weirdly emasculated about the whole thing. Then she stopped and looked up at me.

Wearing a special outfit can also provide great emotional benefit, such as increasing confidence and motivation. There's a surprising amount of benefit to be gained from dressing up other than the actual practical benefits!

A simple shell script would certainly do the trick!