By this logic, people who regularly drink Frappuccinos are the least psychopathic among us, and I refuse to accept that.

When I was younger I used to think that cheating was a deal breaker and unforgiveable. It was a black and white issue. The older I get the greyer the issue becomes and more I see how complicated the roots infidelity can be. I am both more open minded to forgiving it and understanding when someone decides to forgive.…

Yesterday’s tragedy was in my hometown. Suffice it to say that my level of rage that gun violence occurs so frequently, and is so seemingly acceptable to a large proportion of the U.S. population, is palpable today.

I NEVER THOUGHT PAYING IT FORWARD PIZZA WOULD MAKE ME CRY SAD TEARS BUT HERE I AM, CRYING. OVER PIZZA GENEROSITY, THE KINDEST GENEROSITY OF ALL.

Not to detract away from the rapes and murders because those are awful, it was nice to read that she was heard by the authorities and the judge didn't just throw her into prison and that the system worked for her. I super fucking needed that today.

This isn’t new, it’s just new technology. Back in the day, I sent a carrier pigeon who ended up getting lost and flying west instead of east, and the result was a beautiful, long, sustained pigeon-exchange. We celebrated our seventeenth anniversary in August.

WOOOHOO.

BABY MAMA WAS AWESOME - TAKE THAT BACK!!!