‘human chain wallet’  destroyed me.  I’m dead now.  Thank you for that.  

“Pretty” faithful - so not “entirely,” then. 

Depressingly accurate.

The Supreme Court did something good for a change, Trump indictments are stacking up like flapjacks, and Pat Robertson is dead. This seems like way too much good news for a single day. I’ll be hiding under my desk waiting for the other shoe to drop if anybody needs me. 

I look forward to hate-reading the dissenting opinion(s.)

Oh, they tortured the shit out of that kid. I’m sure she was treated with as much care as one would expect of a ward of the Florida state. 

It’s hilarious to watch her do shit like this. If the republicans get complete control and setup Gilead, she will lose all of her privileges and status.

The Republican Party is the party of treason, insurrection and fascism. It is a hate group and a criminal conspiracy. At best, a Republican is a bad person that can not be trusted with any power. At worst, a Republican is a dangerous criminal that needs to be imprisoned.

She really has gone woke. The last thing this country needs is empathy and basic human decency.

Very disappointed this isn’t Patrick Warburton’s magazine.

This is the best thing I’ve read in days.  Like all of this could have also happened between three coworkers at the local Hot Topic, and the stakes would have been completely the same.

Pacino: the bigger surprise to me is that he ONLY has 3 kids right now.

Ugh- the lengths some women will go to so they don’t have to work. Puke. Also, good luck to her, the chances of her baby having birth defects are significantly higher because the father is that old. 

Maybe they can get their diapers changed together.

$20 says the parody account is Musk himself. Past behavior and all that!

Haha! I’m just glad someone can see it and it’s not just me. Wasn’t sure if anyone would even get the reference. RIP Chris Cornell.

Are you suggesting that those are actually four different people?

e) all of the above

Poll time! Based on his devastating wit and clear inability to act more than twelve years old, do we think GOP Josh up there is:

Yeah, I’m just going to sit back and watch the leopards eat each other’s faces here.