I thought it got started when she got with Harry Styles when she was ostensibly still with Jason Sudeikis. 

Judging by the collar, apparently someone was able to foist off an old box of 70's disco duck cuts on him as a new fashion. So there may be some backup there....

I smell a conspiracy: the director and the actors realized that the movie is going to be terrible mid-way that they plotted the hijinks to feed the rumor mill like a Trumpian trolling campaign for media attention and viewer interest.

So Funny or Die left the video up for FOUR YEARS? With THAT title? 

The absolute darkest timeline, I swear.

What? The? Fuck?

Good. I’m actually pretty moderate (registered independent), but Trump has emboldened extremists and nuts and they’ve taken over the right and gone too far. Hopefully, the blowback is bad enough that the dems can fix all the meddling they’ve done.  Sincerely hope this is the last gasp of the gop as it is today.

The Aldeans look like who you’d cast if Newsmax gave you $500,000 and told you to  go make a movie about Alex Jones and Tami Lahren.

Jason Aldean looks like he is mad Ed Hardy and Von Dutch ever went out of style and is deciding to make it everyone’s problem.

This. As I said on the last article, if you’re going to show this scene, then SHOW IT. Don’t softpedal it, like a woman in this situation has a much less agonizing time. Show how bad it is, and maybe someone out there who likes women but has never thought deeply about this issue (not deeply enough to vote on it…

I mean...I wish all of it was forgiven.

Knowing exactly how it works is less important than (a) the fact THAT it works and (b) supporting its continued availability.

Jagoff...

Why wouldn’t he just latch on to JAG? Old people love JAG.

“Wait.... we thought we were voting to stop slutty sluts from slutting around.... but these laws are hurting perfectly nice ladies! How could we have known?!?

Men and MAGA assholes, THIS is what "asking for it" means. 

Gee, it’s almost like they don’t want the public to hear all the terrible batshit insane rhetoric they’ll be spouting there.

Why don’t you cry me some punctuation.