Oh, Grown-up Van is DEFINITELY Julia Styles. 

No, that’s not the biggest stretch at all. The biggest stretch is that an airplane (or anything with an ICE) would actually start after 15-20 years of sitting in the forest and that the plane would actually move. Battery would long be dead. Engine wouldn’t fire. Tires would most likely be flat and rotten.

Amen to giving up the 1950's housewives crap!! 

Literally nothing on here about Ghislaine Maxwell’s trial starting? Jesus, Jez is seriously collapsing.

“Look, I’m a firm believer that Twitter is best left unused. Do I still have a chaotic Twitter presence? Yes, but that’s besides the point.”

You say that now, but Elon Musk is about to move to Austin. I’m confident the only reason he hasn’t tried running for president yet is that he’s legally not allowed to by virtue of where he was born; I don’t think Texas or any other state has a law disallowing governors (or senators, aHEM Ted) who are foreign-born.

Did we? Don’t get me wrong McConaughey is a dolt who has no business being in government but I'd still take him in a heartbeat over Abbott or West who will win against any of the people we field

Actually, I vaccinated my kids slowly because I didn’t want to give them more than 2 shots at a time (for the sake of the amount of pain/pokes) and because I didn’t think newborns needed to be stuck with needles so soon. I’m not anti-vaxx, I just don’t think you have to slavishly adhere to a specific schedule. There…

When he started dating Woodley (who eats dirt for health), I wondered how long it would take to find out that he is also a loon.

All the stars

A few notes:

“To my knowledge there’s been zero long-term studies around sterility or fertility issues around the vaccine so that was definitely something I was worried about,””

To my knowledge there’s been zero long-term studies around whether the vaccine makes you swell up into a giant blueberry just like Violet Beauregarde so…

Yep. Was coming here just to say that. That show made me want to read the book (though I still haven’t gotten around to it). 

Ok, John Mayer.

Yup! It made me like her more and John Mayer much much much less.

I highly recommend listening to the You’re Wrong About series on her book, it unexpectedly sucked me in. It’s a great snapshot of the late 90's early 00's. Also the Justin Timberlake stuff is just so gross, I never realized what a true terror he’s always been.

I just googled and saw that they had a puppy play date and my dark heart melted a little. I love Aly, I hope it’s true. 

Why would he say so much, when he could have simply said "Not everyone who wins a local primary will be in line with the state organization's views"?

Me, too. I was all, ventilators are the new hookahs, man, this awful timeline.

Convicted murder Robert Durst’s lawyers didn’t contract COVID-19, Robert Durst did. Try this for a more clear headline: Lawyers for convicted murderer Robert Durst said he contracted COVID-19 and is currently on a ventilator.