SAME!

I love that even though the bullet point just said “more of these two” I knew it was a Pete and Ariana update. 

“Yes, he is a gorgeous man.”

I’d hang onto it for when the entire economy craters due to Dump’s easy, good trade war.

WHAT’S NEXT, FANCY MUSTARD?

“I’m going to surround myself only with the best and most serious people. We want top of the line professionals.”

But remember, he took his orders from Comey and McCabe and they took their orders from you know who. Mueller/Comey best friends!

Lover FBI Agent Peter Strzok was given poor marks on yesterday’s closed door testimony

These are the ramblings of an insane person.  Just... what the fuck.

Meanwhile Jezebel is posting stories trying to get another Democratic civil war going (Cortez/Pelosi cage match! Take that Neo-liberals!). Is that what we fucking need right now??? Stop making it easier for these motherfuckers to win!

I don’t even live in the US, this will never affect me, but even I’ve been thinking about this all day :(

Not a bad idea. Friendly amendment accepted. 

If I have to have sex with one of those guys, I insist that I first be infected with some gross disease so I can pass it on to them.

She is severe and mean. Remember the“a low Vera” shirt? 

It’s time to stop having sex with men.

one is all about that bass and one tries to play to the base

I came here to say all of this. 

I mean she is undoubtedly beautiful but she has the charisma of a wet paper bag to me. But I’m obviously the minority in that opinion. 

But Flip or Flop came first - albeit barely.

 I’d say a more apt comparison is Sister Hazel to Jars of Clay. Because at the end of the day, does anyone really go out of their way to watch either couple? Nah, they’re on the TV and now you’re mildly interested because the only other thing on is Ancient Aliens, and it’s…

Pretty sure Chip and Joanna are Creed.