First of all, in the history of mankind, no person has ever had a worse ratio of threats to follow-throughs than Trump.

The arrogance of this guy is astounding. The documentary evidence for bank fraud is enough to put him away.

Why not engage in behavior like this? Manafort knows that Trump will Pardon him and so the better they can cover their tracks and get their stories straight, the better it is for Trump.

Le’s just hope it’s not six more *years* of winter...

My coworker is a lesbian and I have never asked her about her sex life so I’m the face of the Gay Rights Movement.

I’m the poster boy for BLM because of all the black kids I haven’t shot

Then skip it, friend. If you’re not in a good place to waste some brain on flighty gossip that’s ok; avoid it. For some, flighty gossip roundups are an important piece of maintaining equilibrium in trying circumstances.

Thank god someone else remembers Dogpile.

At any rate, it looks like Fallon got a bigger turn out that Trumps’s inauguration.

It’s not just an age thing. You can’t tell me all the violent “incels” are 45+. I know for a fact that’s not true.

“Yet because 90% of people over 45 do not get this, while also controlling executive and managerial positions in media, he won’t face the backlash”

Conservatives these days are the biggest whiny bitches, constantly crying “wolf” when they detect the least little slight, true or otherwise. It’s incredible how self-victimized they have become, when they love to pose with their “snowflake” and “everything is too PC” and “pulling the race card.” News flash, jerks:…

Boob job and divorce ass? Or ass job and divorce boob?

As impressive as it is, ending your dance battle routines with a backflip is kinda played out. Shooting somebody after that is straight next level though.

“Those moves were the last bust you’ll ever make.”

He put Jared in a fat suit and wig, then made him take it.

Already have - didn’t you know all those coal plants are being “forced” into closure because of excessive regulation? Never mind that it has been a dying industry since the 1970s.

Rest assured, they’ll find a way to blame Obama for it.

Eight minutes later, he says he hasn’t opened it yet.

“Do Timber and Lumber in U.S. ?” Is a sentence the president wrote down. With a space between U.S. and the question mark.