Oh my god, can you guys not spoil it for people who want the find out the race schedule from it’s pure, unadulterated source but can’t check twitter like every 7 seconds? Some of us have to work. Example headline:

“36 year old in middle America that works on race cars”

Huh. He doesn’t look Japanese.

Why, do the boxes taste better? 

I know exactly how Andrew Luck feels. I mean, I don’t have a degree from Stanford or a bunch of athletic ability or millions of dollars or a super-high IQ. But I have been booed by people in Indianapolis. And my boss does a lot of drugs.

To be fair, he wasn’t holding 2 forms of ID while on camera assaulting her.

I think it has something to do with the MLB trying to differentiate Asian players vs non-Asian players

Then you did it wrong.

I work in the car business and with titles every day. At least in my state (MN) and most neighboring states the buyer gets the title. The lender is a security interest, which means they have a right to have their contract fulfilled before the vehicle can have its ownership transferred. But even in title-holding…

The clip is only 57 seconds long, but the ball’s recording device recorded 18 hours of static while it was in right field.

But when your argument is that those standards are too difficult to meet and therefore unrealistic, but the makers are all saying “no, we’re fine, actually”, it kinda defeats the argument as to why a weakening of standards is needed.

I wanted to star your post, but it was too close to approving of your travails.  Thanks for posting.

The last recession almost broke me to the core. Up to it’s peak companies sucked you dry and worked you death while you had to tell employees you can’t give some of them raises because there isn’t money and they accept it as there’s nowhere else they can go for work because no one is hiring. When your company finally…

CAN’T PARALYZE HEART

Trump Humpers on American Deadspin

Remember Shane Spencer?

Clemson just put up a billboard with 19,001.

Get ‘em both on Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me, and they’ll really have something.

I must have been on the cusp of a cycle or a no-hitter during my entire baseball career as a kid because none of my teammates ever spoke to me.

Many girls were upset at the impossible standards Coach Meat set, offering only moderate praise for a .667 batting average.