Harsh, but, yeah.

I read wiener, not winner. Anyone else?

Wait.....that was spritzer right? I mean, both their moms can be crazy, but focused man, this is about the most aptly named man ever to inadvertently tweet a dick pic.

Good point. What is the conversion rate these days?

I’m fairly certain most attorneys call it the “trump special.”

Place it into a trust with the beneficiary named a corporation or general partnership or LLC (depending on your state) and then the payee has access to the funds.

So close

I’m pretty sure it’s spelled “EWE.”

I think it's usually related to if the beat writers publish all the trash that goes on in the locker room while the player is there, they might lose the access to the sweet jock sniffing room just off the clubhouse.

The true wild rover returns with gold, not silver. These guys are slackers.

As a former owner of a 2005 Nissan Titan, I will say the warranty most likely will be worthwhile.

That would be inground, not indoor. Stupid autocorrect thinks I'm rich. I just lived in South Carolina at the time.

I grew up with a pool, but my dad paid a guy to work in it because “it was too much to deal with.” My dad was a cheapskate.

Phillip Dutton is a funny name for a horse.

Yeah, getting married was the worst thing I did in my life too.

I drive a long way to buy my Subaru as well. I was alright with the price, but the salesman was a total jackass and lied about features on the car and other general things.

Savage

That hair looks like shite

Can I get a link to that list. Not because you need to show your work, because I'm curious and I don't feel like using the Google machine.

So stupid....