Hopefully they add those tips to the manual....

Do you know how the sensors work? Is it like the Mercedes one where people tape bottles of water to the wheel to “fool” the sensors?

No, your granddad sounds way cooler.

Your grandaddy must know my father in law.

Well, there or not, that man is a hero in my book.

I think the soccer stadium is Sahlens stadium.

As a Rpcjester translpant who has to resort to making his own plates, I think there should be a trigger warning with that picture.

Yeah. The old Rhinos stadium played from the 1B dugout to the left field wall. Which was cool because missed shots acted like foul balls in baseball.

He’s not as toned as a lot of today’s pro guys, but hucker can FLY. Also, he has (well, had at the xgames this year) a great mustache and mullet.

The only thing worse than dealing with the state by state rules is trying to read a tax court opinion or an IRS guidance memo without plunging pens into your eyes.

Well, what?! The suspense is

Inadvertent hashtag in the statement is great.

I was just making a joke and don’t really have an answer. But I’m pretty sure I’ve heard worse.

But you are wrong because logic doesn’t apply in divorce or custody hearings.

Very possible. Which is why a good judge would just say “no golf stuff when it’s not your weekend.”

This is like the second worst legal advice I've ever heard.

Every time I come back, I un-star this just so I can star it again.

Yes and no. First the yes:

They don't even let you go to court now, they just call in air strikes when the radar pings you.

You apparently haven’t been part of many custody or divorce proceedings. That’s a good thing.