I’m calling bullshit.

Hockey hall of famer that was one of the leaders on the Islanders in the late 70s/early 80s when they won 4 straight Stanley Cups.

I’ve got 2 of these around the house somewhere. My father was drafted by the Reds in the later rounds of the 1969 draft, but didnt sign, went to St Bonaventure and didn’t get drafted again.

Using Doritos as campfire kindling is the best way to piss off all the other parents in the campground. And yes, that is as wonderful as it sounds.

As a Boston resident who is a transplant and not a fan of any team here....TRUTH

Yeah but, that’s just cuz they were trippin billies wearing nothing but shadows on the beach at the time....

You didn't have to type that you live in Boston.

Slightly belated? Us Yankees fans used to say the season began in October. I hear the next season doesn't start until 2019.

Damn. So close...

“Dude took his shot.”

It's like I tell my dad when he asks about his golf swing: first, you're starting from the wrong side of the ball...

the Boston Marathon (which always surprises me because it’s on a Monday morning)

I'm the same way, it's just most people aren't.

Yeah, but then you have to believe people think about other people. Don’t you remember, “don’t tread on ME”?

No, but she’s currently unemployed.

The moose out front will inform the immigrants that the country is closed.

I don’t know about you, but I keep my supra table in the dining room.

We practiced for ultimate frisbee by doing bong hits and drinking beers.

HA! I’m not disagreeing, only pointing out the lack of bright colors, explosions, and fast cars!!

This hurts my feelings deeply.