I’d hesitate to put Bennett in the same vein as Hartman and Ferrell, but I’d also put Phil and Will into their own categories instead of lumping them together, because each brought their own unique dynamic to SNL. Ferrell was supposed to be the new Hartman, but he created his own absurdist niche out of the assumption…

“..Let The Gays Marry”

It’s, like, 10 times better than Pizza Hut, though.

Mama Mia! I’ve-a been poisoned by my constituents!

If Banjo-Kazooie is coming, then Diddy Kong Racing is a very real possibility.

Buried the lede as well: ONLINE 4P CAPABILITY!

That’s disgusting, what sites should I avoid to make sure I don’t see it?

If I was going to get the image of a chef tattooed on my body, you can be absolutely certain it would be the Swedish Chef.

Here you go, although it gets a few points for making me laugh.

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Also stealing whole toilets and urinals. At least they're learning some plumbing. 

Alternate: they just want more money. i seen game devs driving ferarris and living in mansions. they try take more from honest corporations!11

Peanut butter kisses!

Doesn’t matter.  After this announcement, she’s sure to cosplay as Croft either for her insta or some random con/press junket and the onanists will be happy.

Love Atwell, she’s amazing and she has the perfect voice for the character.

This is the correct take.

Double smoked bacon croissant breakfast sandwich is the best fast food breakfast sandwich.

Damn hallmark, 8.4% in a can is hobo beer territory, you’re gonna get a whole bunch of middle aged white moms wasted ^^

Blonde bad, brunette good, frumpy man good, strong blue eyed man sexy, but also bad bad. Cry, kiss, cry, hug, cry, Christmas, the end.

Hardly, you can watch a movie where it’s about a woman from a small town who works in the big city but gets passed over for a promotion and heads back home for the holidays after her father dies and runs into a guy who is kind of a jerk but helps her take over the family biz.