I work at Target and see this stupid shit on an almost daily basis. It really kind of kills me inside when a young kid comes up and asks where we keep the Pokemon cards :\

Don’t worry, the Whopper has an almost nuclear shelf life ;)

A trans male cyborg 🤔

It’s sad that we have to report she died on the way back to her home planet 😥.

They were too busy looking at something else or nonchalantly pointing towards certain individuals 

Lol, I'm just goofing around. I saw the list and nodded my head appreciatively for the handful I recognized. 

All of them dealing with how great and benevolent Xi Jinping is.

Three words: No More Tears

And the reason graphics cards are (and have been) unobtainable and stupidly-overpriced? Not to mention using more juice than Mark McGwire.

💎👐🏻

Diamond hands baby. Use those fucking diamond hands and HOLD ON

None of this is funny.

Following all of this is like following an article about a massive dust up in EVE Online: you don't understand everything, and you'll be damned if you actually try it yourself, but fuck is it entertaining. 

I loved Life on Mars (and in retrospect, the ending wasn’t too bad, all things considered).

I really only put ketchup on my eggs when it’s a breakfast sandwich with sausage, and even then just a dab. Scrambled eggs though? Hot sauce like Tabasco or Cholula.

Save up for a new X-Box (as mine finally bit the dust) and actually PLAY some of the games I have gathering dust, lol. That and probably time travel back a few months in AC as I missed all of the holidays and my birthday.

Without the racism?

Hugh Jackman as James Bond?

They still have some employees they can fire in order to come up with the cash.

I still have no idea what these people are saying or whatever abbreviations they're making. There are so many new stupid fucking "terms" floating around...🤷🏻‍♂️