The original PSP wasn’t too bad in my book. It had an ok software library and the memory cards were indeed pricey. I liked that it was the best way to have a PMP that would do video, and wasn’t an iPod.

I love how any mention of people enjoying (or waiting for) In-N-Out is met with a tide of derision and snark or “this other place is waaaaay better”. I love it, and am a little spoiled because I live close to one and the waits have never been too bad.

Has anyone tried picking up the purse in the tutorial area and carrying it to the door?

I know they make cocktails with bacon grease and bourbon/whiskey (and occasionally infuse them with it).

They need a list of the most common first names recorded into them, and when you power them on they say, "Hello {name}", except it's barely audible and (more than) slightly sinister.

Don’t open that door! The devs managed to lock Potato Marshal behind it.

Also, stay off comment sections like IGN and YouTube.

What if it had Leonard Nimoy as a narrator and if the fish talked back?

Unfortunately that’s what it is in the modern-day 😕. When you’re being bombarded with Pro-Prop 22 ads every five seconds and getting a few shills to 👍🏻.

You can also buy frozen one.

An ad campaign so perfect, I literally can’t think about one without the other being associated with it. After TWELVE YEARS.

While I wasn’t surprised by two of those names, I was pleasantly surprised few followed suit.

And burgers 😉

Skeleton Crew, but more accurately The Mist. I feel most of King’s best works are his short stories, especially those with vague and open outcomes. The Moving Finger is a VERY close runner-up.

I’ll just keep going to Del Taco; they’re less expensive, taste better, and have a larger selection (that seems to keep getting larger). The new(ish) crispy chicken tacos are also 👌🏻.

Seeing Dino Riders like that makes me kind of sad. I mean, my eyes lit up when I saw the box, but after seeing what they actually look like? Eh.

It still looks like a fleshlight or a similar product, especially when held at that angle. Also, maybe it’s because I live in SoCal, but how long does it take you to get from where you got the burrito to where you’re going?

I've managed to beat him with every weapon except the sword. In most levels in fact, the sword is my worst weapon and I end up taking a stupid amount of damage. 

If Baldur's Gate 3 was on The CW

Honestly? Probably. Most of thr time theme park dining is usually for the novelty of eating something Simpsons or Harry Potter themed. Maybe getting a keepsake at the end.