Bourbon 

People are also sneaking anti-vaxx “literature” in boxes of diapers too.

Deep-dish is awesome, screw y’all.

Maybe it’s because I’ve always gotten “bad batches”, but I seem to be an outlier thinking that McD’s nuggets suuuuuck. I’ve got that and a BK across the street and will occasionally drive through if traffic is super fucked. BK actually has some tasty ones (Wendy's still reigns supreme), and 10 for $1? 

This story made me thirsty, lol. I am indeed a slave to the Coca-Cola company.

I’ve heard it both ways

He replied with, “Is Coke ok?”

Or pet alligator 

Magic? That's what the Amish are known for, right?

10 nuggets for $1.50, spicy or regular, and they’re tastier than McD’s.

And smells like evil personified.

$3 for a croissant?!

The shadow men did it.

....why did Powdered Toast Man have the SS lighting bolts? And why is he about to execute...whatever that is?

Maybe they’re not making as much money because they’re not very competitive? Everyone and their grandmother has entered the carbonated water world, and there are many that are less expensive (and have more taste). Fizzy water isn’t exactly cheap (sadly), but LaCroix remains up there (not Perrier levels, but still).

Well you see, the originals...were uh...lost. Yeah, lost. We don’t know if it’s that time we left The Vault open when we went to the store for a pack of smokes, or when the toilet overflowed, or when we left the pizza delivery guy alone for a few minutes.

It is and always will be a garnish.

I actually laughed. I came here to say “umami” as well, and the first featured comment beat me to it.

That depends, how many speedo men will be in it?