You can’t go wrong with “Mother.” And if you don’t like “preachy,” maybe punk rock isn’t your thing...

THANK YOU. I think Pitchfork totally snubbed Anna Calvi and Ezra Furman. I would like to offer up IDLES and Alfie Templeman as great acts I discovered this year. And FOXING!

That was very nice and fun and I liked it a lot.

Didn’t they ultimately edit this scene because it was too graphic for the studio, confusing everyone who saw it in the process?

“SNUBBED AGAIN!” -Kinja

And, most importantly, the trident has three spikes, not five. Because a five-spiked trident does not a trident make.

Here were my favorite TV shows (in order) for 2018, and a few extras.

This looks humorless and impossible to see. Again.

Sad news for punk rock. But seriously, if you or a loved one are addicted to orgasms, there is help available.

Firefly! Finally, a reason for the “SKIP INTRO” button!

DAN Fraga?

Holy fucking shit.

“Funniness aside”

I would like to add however that I will not make the knee test. 

I don’t have a funny quote, I’m just happy to be alive right now for brand new MST3K.

Grindfeld, meet Mac Sabbath and Okilly Dokilly ... the other bands it sounds funny to see once and then it’s like “$10 is kind of a lot though...”

Ope!

“SOD????”

The internet remembers.

It’s one of those shows like Empty Nest where I have seen every episode, pretty much during it’s entire original run, and I probably couldn’t give you one single episode description.