So in other words....a exploitation horror film? Someone should create THAT genre!

When is Tim Story gonna makes Tim’s Story with Tim Heidecker

THAT’S THE ONE. @STLGooglyeyes

BUSTED!

This, as well as the Kevin Spacey rumors, were open secrets when I worked at Wizard Magazine around Superman Returns. That was in 2006....so it only took 13 years. Yeesh.

Please tell your friend to check out a little online boutique called
“Amazon”

I saw Adaptation in the theaters when it came out, and there was only a couple little old ladies in the theater with me. At the end one turned to the other and was profusely apologizing. “I’m so, SO sorry...the book is SO much different, I’m SO sorry.” It was great.

My girlfriend and I carry a box of these around with us and do this everywhere we go. I wish we could take credit for this one. The Justice League poster last year was totally us though.

I’ve read this over and over and I still can’t understand what we’re doing here exactly. 

I remember when “shoot your wad” meant “spend all your money.” I would be walking out of the house and my grandma would yell “DON’T SHOOT YOUR WAD!” and I would become horrified in front of my friends.

I’m a DJ on an independent station and I both enjoy discovering new music and am crippled with anxiety over digging for it. If it finds me, it finds me. 

I mean, sure...weed is cool. But have you tried it...ON WEEEEED???

“Sir, did you in fact write ‘Christ, What an Asshole’ for this caption contest?”

Uh oh. This looks quite poor.

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Look, this is what’s going to happen: Cap sacrifices his life to save Tony, movie ends with Tony and Pepper having their baby/wedding. Reveal that Cap went back in time somehow, just in time to dance with Peggy. Tony is at a stoplight in his badass car, and the train lights start flashing. But there’s no train coming…

There’s an Imo’s Pizza on MorganFord in St. Louis with two toilets behind one door just right next to each other like the twins from the Shining

Genesis was better with Peter Gazellebriel

This should say “The Return is available to stream,” I’m so seething with frustration I can’t type.

Hold up, listen: what is this conspiracy to bury the memory of the movie Cocoon, but “The Return” is. It’s not on any streaming digital service. I think you can get it as an expensive DVD 2-pack. My VHS from HBO is too horrible to hear. Don Ameche won an Oscar. It’s got Dennehy. It’s got Steve Gutenfuckinberg for…