Back track to acknowledgments:

My man, this is America. People are not prepared for this type of thing, nor do they know how to handle it. A whole lot more people are going to have to get sick and die in large numbers to get people to wake up. And I don’t mean deaths in other states, people are going to have to hear and be shown people getting sick…

Lab Session: How to Recognize the Ramp-up From Simple Heat to Nuclear While You Still Have Time to Run.

I wish I could take every single employeee in my local store out to dinner when this finally dies down. How they have not murdered anyone yet is beyond comprehension.

I had to go to the bank today. The staff wore gloves and I used their hand sanitizer on my way in and out. That was quick and painless.

Their Levis are really good, too! The Levis”Denizen” line has some stretch in it and is so comfy. I always wear guy’s jeans and found them in the men’s dept for like $30.

Footnotes: Oh Yes she did

Then there’s the AP/Honors level to that one of “...lost her GOTTDAMN Mind.”

I fucking laughed, for real. I’m talking about laughing so hard, you start to cackle. What did she think was going to happen after she was warned about being so stupid? She expected a black woman to softshoe for her or some shit?!

Cliff Notes: That’s yo ass.

I’m especially looking forward to the theatre portion of this one ... learning all the various head shakes, heavy sighs, fanning gestures, eye rolls...

I think they moved Dee to the front (first class), because she got out of her seat (on her own) and was the more rational of the two. I wouldn’t consider being moved to first class a problem. And I definitely would have been more mad had they moved the white woman to first class.

Conclusion: Oh No You Didn’t

Do you think that white women are more likely to behave like this than white men because white men know they are more likely to suffer a beatdown? I wonder how the flight attendant would react toward a drunk white man calling him that.

Precisely. We are not our grandparents. We will tear that ass up. 

I noticed that the pseudo negro grabbed the sister. She was standing up for your honor, sir. The proper response was to fake grab amber and let your shero get in a few to the chops while fake saying please ladies break it up.

Plenary session topic: This Bitch Done Lost Her Damn Mind.

The yell I let out. 

and to top it all off that bitch starts crying at the end. after she started all this shit. white women tears know no shame.

Amber replies by calling Dee a “nigger,” presenting Dee with the opportunity to gather research material for her doctoral thesis: Self Interrogation in Pre-Combat Preparation: Am I Gon’ Have to Choke a Bitch? which will be presented at the Dora Milaje Institute for Ass-Whipping Arts and Sciences next semester.