And now we have the morons in the gray trying to “well actually...” you about what socialism is.

Yo. I didn’t make that up. I got that from Bossip.

I hereby declare my intention of stealing “soup cookies”

These ignorant, stiff necked, soup cookies don’t want to hear all the math and stats no matter how true it is. They just want to yell, shake their neck beard jowls, and throw a tantrum. It’s their privilege.

I don’t blame SZA. That cover is trashy.

And this is the tragedy of professional sports. These guys get in when they’re too young to understand it’s not a career. Especially not with respect to football, which is a meat grinder. They then live their lives as though their income will just stay the same or increase for the rest of their lives. When their sports…

I’ve flown 750k miles over the past 8 years on Delta due to my line of work (consulting). Diamond or Platinum Medallion over the past 5 years. I get upgraded to first class about 50% of the time I fly. It is glorious witnessing how uncomfortable the Euros are when they see me. Most of them assume I play or played…

Were they trying to make a weed woman a la Weird Science??

I used to work with Unilever. They had a policy that if you traveled X distance it was mandatory business class. Which was cool and all. But my flight from Singapore to NYC was 10K! I asked if I flew coach (1500) could we split the savings. They wouldn’t. I said we need a common sense consultant in the company. 

This ad pretty well sums it up.

I hope this the first in an amazing series:

But I no longer adhere to respectability politics. Now I just wear a jockstrap and Tims. The white gaze is on my exposed asscheeks. You might call that inappropriate. I call it equality.

This is like a letter to a version of “Penthouse” that they don’t sell to white people.

I only ever got to fly first class once. It was on Air Canada, so it was basically coach with free booze.

Ah, Sea Lion.

you mean the story they already did: https://www.theroot.com/body-cam-footage-raises-questions-why-6-year-old-girl-w-1841705422 

literally came down here to post that “rubbing my juicy black booty on their bias” is one of the most beautiful sentences I’ve ever read. But instead I’ll just cosign.

That alliteration tho.

“But I’ve invaded the space they believed to be pristine and disrupted their equilibrium, rubbing my juicy black booty on their bias.”

...I feel like I’m missing some context here. Dressing like that’s great for getting through TSA, but it’s cold in - well, everywhere involved in flying.

I gotta say I flew business class when I did my semester in Japan and it somehow made flying in coach even worse. It was 1000% worth it though.