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aagh!!! kill it!

God bless you

God bless your heart

I guess form contracts deserve a raise. Hooray for form contracts and their assistants, boilerplate! You guys have been kicking ass lately!

The Lightning are battling hard to make the playoffs and knew that their best chance to win was to pull their goalie with 10 minz to go, classic hockey tactic.

I haven't stopped watching yet.

if you do #9 do you really need to make your boss like you? spending your life trying to get people to like you sounds really, really sad.

oh man you are the worst

This is so racist.

Lol I hate to point it out but the Hipocrates you're thinking of was a Roman legend who defeated Achilles at the foot of Mount "Doom" (fictitious mountain in Oedipus' famous plays that was the home of the Gods' children Medusa and Lord Titan). Lol dude it was a mytholigical myth that didnt really happen, nice try tho.

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this map doesn't even have 2-pac on it, i'm sick of this amateur content from deadspin

totally agree

wow - this shows you how liberals are ruining the county

I don't know, you haven't really shown me where I'm actually wrong.

clickbait - the mariners are not actually circling the world. you should change it to "will travel further than the 9/11 hijackers"

I think you're confusing the greek and the roman gods, zeus/jupiter neptune/pluto etc.

it seems to me to be a gross oversimplification of D-man's theory of E.

horse racing of all types is totally humane and never results in the harming of animals.