omg you are so jealous

i can't believe there's already a sequel to this crap, there were TWO cinderelli movies last year starring that twilight girl j-lo (jennifer lawrence) and the other one with julia roberts and dustin hoffman.

unions are killing america, they will only make college football worse.

absolutely i will.

fair points - but that still shows you why the numbers provided here can easily be heavily skewed one way and aren't that reliable

lol no TITANIC. we're not talking about the German Luftwaffe here

why is this article on Kotaku? Nintendo —> Japan —> Japanese soccer?

deadspin seriously needs to stop hiring these new writers who think their long format posts are actually interesting - this dude is so NOT what made deadspin what it is today

I'll do you one better, here's visual evidence of what happens when they are deployed. This dog had use of all 4 legs PRIOR TO THE DEPLOYMENT:

not necessarily. not if he grabs it.

good question mr. catplopolis

When I was growing up two men could have an honest to God civil disagreement and still spit in their hands and shake afterwards. You accuse me of being a shill for Microsoft - but I still spit in my hand and offer it to you. Will you do the same?

anti-lock brakes will not save you in the midst of being thrown off a cliff (brakes need friction to work)

give it a week - then we'll see who's right

someone is REALLY into hot baths.

wouldn't it be funny if nancy grace turned out to be jon abrams mom?

spell check much?

these trolls are killing america

warning people about deadly consumer products isn't "fun" - it's necessary.

omg i bet you're like that little dog in your avatar in real life, like "HI IM AIMATTHEFACE I HAVE AN INCREDIBLY VIOLENT USERNAME THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY BUT PERPETUATES OUR SOCIETIES PENCHANT FOR VIOLENCE - I WORK FOR THE INCREDIBLY CORRUPT AND DANGEROUS AVALANCHE AIRBAG INDUSTRY AND/OR REPUTATION.COM AND MY JOB…