deadspin seriously needs to stop hiring these new writers who think their long format posts are actually interesting - this dude is so NOT what made deadspin what it is today

I'll do you one better, here's visual evidence of what happens when they are deployed. This dog had use of all 4 legs PRIOR TO THE DEPLOYMENT:

not necessarily. not if he grabs it.

When I was growing up two men could have an honest to God civil disagreement and still spit in their hands and shake afterwards. You accuse me of being a shill for Microsoft - but I still spit in my hand and offer it to you. Will you do the same?

anti-lock brakes will not save you in the midst of being thrown off a cliff (brakes need friction to work)

give it a week - then we'll see who's right

someone is REALLY into hot baths.

wouldn't it be funny if nancy grace turned out to be jon abrams mom?

these trolls are killing america

warning people about deadly consumer products isn't "fun" - it's necessary.

omg i bet you're like that little dog in your avatar in real life, like "HI IM AIMATTHEFACE I HAVE AN INCREDIBLY VIOLENT USERNAME THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY BUT PERPETUATES OUR SOCIETIES PENCHANT FOR VIOLENCE - I WORK FOR THE INCREDIBLY CORRUPT AND DANGEROUS AVALANCHE AIRBAG INDUSTRY AND/OR REPUTATION.COM AND MY JOB…

what are you talking about movie man? it's not a fricken joke, over 10,000 people died in that accident, some of whoms children are still alive today. and no, they didn't have airbags yet, because the whole thing was an airbag, they thought they were invincible just floating along, but all it took was one iceberg.

The mechanics of AirBags are exactly the same: Inflate, save lives (presupposedly)

I did - did you read the link? Over 300 dead and counting.

Ok, then LINK THIS READ and tell me I'm wrong.

wow man - the least you can do is argue with me on the merits rather than going behind my back and snitching to teacher. Please explain to me how these things don't kill hundreds of people every year.

Dude, you can Google it if you want too - (though Bing is way better), but either way you'll find what I did - people get thrown off cliffs at an alarming rate when these things go off due to a small drop in air pressure. It's really sad.

An avalanche air bag is a guaranteed way to throw yourself off a cliff. Ever have that dream where you're floating away higher and higher and you're scared you're going to fall? THAT SHIT ACTUALLY HAPPENS WITH THESE THINGS, BING IT AND SEE FOR YOURSELF.

no man read the article, hahahahahha its hilarious when people post and they dont know what there talking about.

i'm a troll