That put me in a murderous rage when I saw it.

He doesn’t

That hundreds of people are showing up to call out Chaffetz warms my cold, black heart.

I have a special disdain for Goober Gowdy and Chaffnutz. It pleases me to see all of the backlash against that fucking douchecanoe.

classic Schrödinger’s Douchebag: say something horrid, then decide whether or not it was “just a joke” once people react.

I would have said the same thing about Trump himself, and yet....

“always pushing me to do the right thing! Terrible!”

Let’s play a game. What’s the most fucked up part of this story?

I read The Handmaid’s Tale in my very early twenties, back before many of you were born. It horrified me so much I never picked it up again, but I also never forgot it.

Does the law even try to provide for cases where the father is unknown? What happens if the mother insists she’s a virgin and the pregnancy is a miracle?

This entire article was terrifying, but I’m not gonna lie: it felt GREAT to know what all the protests and marches and lawsuits have really gotten under his thin, evil skin.

Like how did my dad put his own supervillain into power?

Yeah, if only Hillary said something...

It’s time to fight this reality show shitstorm with a reality show shitstorm of our own. Set up a “People’s Town Hall” — borrow a microphone, and give constituents five minutes each to air their questions and concerns. Set up in the parking lot of your MOC’s office. Get a mannequin and dress it up like your…

I think that may be a common reaction to this news. Here is some information that can help people determine if they are experiencing overwhelming rage, an actual stroke, or possibly an actual stroke brought on by overwhelming rage:

I have had 3 D&E’s due to “missed” miscarriages. Basically the fetus is dead but your body hasn’t got the memo and doesn’t expel it.   So these assholes are going to have to find some way to insert themselves to determine if it’s an abortion or miscarriage? Are women going to have to prove that they miscarried now?!…

As someone who has known that she doesn’t want to be pregnant ever since being a child and had tried for fuckin’ years to get sterilized, good luck!

Tapeworms react to removal as well. It’s not really that special.

It’s great, we have weed and tacos.