I think part of it is that Barney is unabashedly slutty. Like, always going for more more more, and that is one of his defining characteristics.. to see how many women he can get to sleep with him. As for Ted, he always claims to just want to find THE ONE, and is supposed to be the hopeless, monogamous, romantic. The…

Have you seen the joke scene where the kids yell at him for being such a long winded douche? BRILLIANT.

To which I've admitted my mistake and apologized for, hours ago.

That's a NY subway and the handicap/elderly seats are on the ends of the train, not in front of the maps.

I'm not sure that an MLS team in Atlanta would have much support, Barry.

Paper not cover me? ROCK INVINCIBLE! ROCK TAKE OVER WORLD!

In response to Jimmy Kimmel's announcement that "Worst Twerk Fail EVER - Girl Catches Fire" was staged, Sandor Clegane aka The Hound released the following statement,

I find this reprehensible but as a starving artist I still submitted for this contest. Here is what i did for:

"Since 1993, more than 300 women and girls have been murdered and countless others raped in Cuidad Juarez, Mexico."

Why are they talking about Syria?? Don't they know about Miley Cyrus at the VMAs????

Pictured: The woman's face during her interrupted orgasm:

But is Tuel spongeworthy?

"Butts Are Back FOR WHITE PEOPLE"

"We could all use a friend like -"

"Happy Birthday, my little-"

But the Chancellor always seemed like such a nice guy!