They brought the wrong Brabus!

J turns? That poor, poor, confused PowerShift. It doesn’t even know how to go forward well from a stop. Never mind reverse and then immediately forward.

maybe, and likely. but that’s for the insurance company to decide, not this asshole.

it is New Jersey so that’s really only about 30% of normal New Jersey aggressiveness.

I prefer to own cars that are more than just a rolling Check Engine Light.

And a lower entry price, to boot, I bet.

What will the G70 have that differentiates it from these other offerings?

Yeah just to be clear everyone I was definitely not on the flight and made that up. Critical thinking is as important as ever now that we are battling #fakenews.

If you were on this flight, please contact Jalopnik before finding shelter. Also, make sure you include a Verrit code so we know you’re story is true.

I don’t get why they insist on this thing being a hybrid. The mileage isn’t that great and the power is merely adequate at best for this sort of car in this price range. They really should’ve just teamed up with Lutz and crammed all the LS engines in there.

Ahahahaha, of course there will be panic buying if gas prices are allowed to spike. If gas is up to $4 now, and you’re worried it’s going to go to $20/gallon, aren’t you going to run out and do all sorts of crazy shit just the same?

So me... the guy who can run on grid electricity, electricity from an NG home generator, and gasoline from a station is “efffed” compared to the average person?

True, but I’d rather see a $.50 bump going to our crumbling infrastructure than to line the pockets of Big Oil

“A gallon of gas at one Valero, Texas station in the Travis Heights neighborhood cost $2.39 a gallon.”

Already at $2.59 here in Ohio. Any excuse for price gouging

Never miss an opportunity to capitalize on a catastrophe.... also never mind that the gas at the pumps now have been refined 6 months earlier at a much different price.

maybe, fuel?

Inductive charging is significantly slower than charging with a plug, but yeah they should be plugged in while loading and unloading.

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime