Seconding the vote for COTD. Hilarious!!!!

Slow clap. COTD.

Let’s overview. The American government thinks this Italian car

Lotus says in its press release that the GT430 is a mere 2,773 pounds, hundreds of pounds lighter than the Evora 400.

“former Vine star” explains so, so much about this.

I can’t wait for the MILLENNIALS ARE KILLING think pieces when Harley goes under for being...you know...terrible.

I don’t ride a motorcycle for a few reasons. I think some of these reasons are universal though, which sucks, because Harleys are awesome.

Small team. And all my money is tied up in the Yugo.

Is Jalopnik staff considered a small team or a large team?

It’s right up their with the “free reign” vs “free rein” aphasia that afflicts all the Gizmodo sites.

If it passes spell check, it’s good enough for Jalopnick.

This “break” vs “brake” thing is turning into an everyday occurrence at Jalopnik. Definitely an example I’d like to immolate :/

I really, really don’t WANT to give you a star for this, but I feel like it’s the only right thing to do.

They shouldn’t try to throw victims under the bus like that

Those are the “breaks”?

I saw empty space on the platform and I thought “wow, if you think that’s bad you’ve never seen Gallery Place when the Red Line dies at rush hour”.

TFW transplants and hipsters/yuppies tell me that New York should ban cars and I should stop driving in my city.

On tonight’s commute home, WMATA Metro be like: