Any military out there? How do you feel about this douchebag making life or death decisions for you?

I turned out okay?

For $74K I’d pick up a fully sorted classic Porsche 911 (anything pre-1998) and be done with it. Better still, this 911 will retain most of its value years later when I’m ready to sell.

If you were spending $74K (MSRP + mods here) wouldn’t that open up a world of options in terms of (some pre-owned) high performance cars?

A track day is not for drifting. Period. It’s not teaching the skills to do it, other drivers aren’t expecting it

Poured a bottle of Grey Goose and a 4 pack of Redbull into a pitcher at a small get together one night. When I got to the last pour, I asked if anyone wanted the last one. Everyone looked at me funny and said I was the only one drinking it. Let’s just say I woke up with my head actually inside a toilet bowl. Now it’s…

There’s a fix for cars built before 2015?

That’s a lot of words for not caring.

I feel like any “extreme” type of diet like can always be ruled out for a diabetic (or someone else with a health condition that their eating habits affect)

No it’s not. The Lancia Thema is a rebadged Chrysler 300, not a Chrysler Sebring.

That’s not a Sebring.

...And hearing aids!

Who mods leased cars????

I, for one, support this idea.

To be fair, there are plenty of people for whom hand washing isn’t always an option.

The amount of mold that must be in that car is making my allergies go crazy just thinking about it.

Dash cams....worth every penny

Certainly closer to his style—Russia-inspired, big aspirations, comically piss-poor execution. “Sad!” in car form.

How many people do you think have been driven while hog-tied in that back seat?

That’s really dumb advice. I buy most of my cars, but leasing is a great option in certain circumstances. For example: During end of year closeouts, they often inflate residuals to move cars. So, you negotiate the price of your vehicle down to whatever price you’d be willing to pay, then you move toward the lease…