I've met her in a subordinate role. The sweet old lady act is just that; she is a raging egocentric.

According to the Washington Post that is a "silver sedan".

However you, sir, in the navy blue suit, you gotta do something for your boss. Hell, even ask to borrow her keys, just so you could fix it.

Time to turn in the keys dear. If you can't understand basic road markings, you probably shouldn't be leaving your driveway.

Not all of us keep wheeled floor jacks in the trunk.

He doesn't need to know how to parallel park.

White van driver was not txting = white van driver is alive. Pay attention people.

You must be an incredible investor... (Oh wait, no, you're not)

I was thinking the orgasm lever, but then I realized that was the whole shifter.

I can buy the same light set up for my Scion but that will make me just a car with pretty light much like said Monte Carlo.....never pull over for an unmarked car with pretty lights is all I am saying..it's Floriduh!

Being in Florida, that is never out of the question.

Thr car was unmarked. How was the biker to know that it wasn't just some guy with police lights trying to hit him?

Chinga/Chingon, much like Fuck/Fucker, can be used several ways. Some good, some bad. Definitely not meant to be translated literally, as the context itself would be lost(just like Charcoal Chicken/Pollo al Carbon doesn't literally mean that but rather chicken cooked over charcoal). Chingon Pollo basically means…

Please join me in imagining the local TV spots for this theoretical restaurant, though.

As a Panhandle resident, I immediately thought of that flight, but thanks you for visualizing that better than I ever could've.

The post is sarcastic. Come on.

LaGuardia (LGA) is named for New York City mayor Fiorello La Guardia (1882-1947). In a now-famous story he booked a flight to "New York City", and refused to get off the plane in New Jersey, insisting they take him to New York as his ticket said. Having arranged for the press to be there beforehand, he used the…

There is a $500 "landing fee" you don't have to pay it...but I would.

Still a bargain at $150, but I'm not sure how they'll make this work profit-wise.