Having spent more time than necessary in India, I can't see what a few 8 year olds driving could possibly do that makes things worse.

It is. If you're grossly overweight. For the rest of us it's walking distance.

In the US, where E-Z Pass operates, it sure as hell is. I see more Ferraris around than I do Renaults.

All that and no LaForza? Whatever shall I do?

There are people from DC?

We drove to the Camden Aquarium and apparently took a wrong turn somewhere. We got pulled over by a cop who asked if we were lost and needed a police escort out. He seemed genuinely worried for our safety. Camden is not a safe place I gather.

Yeah, that's the population of the City. All of the white people live about 45 minutes outside of downtown near Applebee's and the Mall.

Portland, Maine. (Often referred to by residents as "No not that one, the OTHER Portland.")

Delaware as part of the South? Montana through New Mexico as part of the west? Nah son, whoever made that is not even remotely familiar with regional American geography/culture.

lol what

Dude, black olives taste great on pizza.

IKR! Snow? Rain? Fog? SUNLIGHT? We will crash in all of them, tying up traffic and metro for hours. It's a special talent.

Camden is so shitty that it has character though, and also in proximity to some less shitty cities (Philly, NY). Also aquarium apparently.

Yeah, I mean, when you think "St. Louis" you think "white people" am I right? What?

I believe Camden is more of a "hellhole". I don't know if St. Louis makes you think The Rapture came and went.

St. Louis: the only city in America with both a superiority and an inferiority complex.

We really are.

I made the mistake of clicking on the Gerber sandwich link:

I mean, white people are pretty terrible

I think it's really funny that Gawker gets so riled up over something as innocuous as St. Louis. We get it, there are lots of white people there and you hate white people