"A Million Little Jellybeans: A 'Memoir'".

It was "let me worry about that" and, as read by Steve Buscemi, it was pure, uncut, freebase comedy-cocaine.

I've basically repressed 99% of the things I saw on the internet from the ages of 13-15.  Whenever I hear the sound of a dial-up modem or hear the AOL-Guy voice for "Files Done!", a chill runs down my spine.

When you've had the chance to really study that photograph, as I have, you come to realize that it's totally fake.  I mean, it has to be, right?  RIGHT?

ZING

Yeah, alcohol is only for adults who have already grown dead inside.  Smoke some weed and sit around watching TV and eating snack foods instead! LIVE, man! LIVE!

The giant Buddha-gut is really what sold me on the bad-assness of the hybrid.

BLOOMER LBIVES!

BOOMER LIVES!

That was a great episode.  I had to listen to it twice because the soothing voice of Michael Keaton lulled me into a deep slumber the first time around.

He's in denial about his rising celebrity.  It would really be an incredible full-circle from that moment in Lorne's office, though.

I guess I can understand where you're coming from…..wait not I can't.

I really want to get into Adventure Time (I feel like it's the only show worth watching I have left, at this point), but every time I start I become overwhelmed by the sheer volume of episodes and give up.  I like to watch things in order, but I feel like there has to be a point in the show where it really comes…

I really want to get into Adventure Time (I feel like it's the only show worth watching I have left, at this point), but every time I start I become overwhelmed by the sheer volume of episodes and give up.  I like to watch things in order, but I feel like there has to be a point in the show where it really comes…

Well, he certainly wouldn't have lent it to me if he thought I was going to do that!

Well, he certainly wouldn't have lent it to me if he thought I was going to do that!

My neighbor is an Academy voter and he lent me his screener last week.  As a former spaghetti western junkie and a unabashed Tarantino fan, I absolutely loved this film. It operates as a worthy companion to Basterds (the most re-watchable film of 2009- is anyone able to turn it off once they've stumbled upon an HBO…

My neighbor is an Academy voter and he lent me his screener last week.  As a former spaghetti western junkie and a unabashed Tarantino fan, I absolutely loved this film. It operates as a worthy companion to Basterds (the most re-watchable film of 2009- is anyone able to turn it off once they've stumbled upon an HBO…

What, the murder?

What, the murder?