Jason. This review is phenomenal. One of the best things Kotaku has ever done. *slow clap*

Omg finally someone at kotaku put one of these whiners in their place!

Because of this. Not even an hour and already almost 30k reads, which most Kotaku articles don’t get, unless it’s about some hot new game. A game that came out 6 months ago is still getting this many views for something that you find inane. That should tell you how much people care and like reading about Overwatch.

Because they wrote about him the first time, because Overwatch is big right now, so a cool highlight draws attention. This is a direct follow-up with that same person, and will thus draw in any readers of the previous piece, along with new readers for just being a cool piece on Overwatch.

DJT: “Well, I also have no competency at any job I’ve ever held. And by ‘any job’ what I mean is I’ve only really ever had one job — trying not to piss away my inheritance, but I fucked that up. Pretty badly actually. But I’m completely unqualified for this job. Oh, and also, I’m a horrible person.”

Christie will be Transportation Secretary, of course.

yeah ashley, how dare you talk about something that will define a generation that happened three whole days ago?? these SJWs, so dramatic! /s

In 1987, we had an openly gay teacher at our junior high school. Outstanding teacher, but as you can imagine, a bunch of 12 year old boys steered clear of the teacher and made cracks about him regularly. We had a big earthquake in Southern California (the Whittier Narrow Quake) that year, and he was dynamic and got…

I feel like we were all tricked into 4 years of that

You’re an amazing writer and please dont ever change. Dont let the bastards drag you down. Seriously, you are one of the few writers I followed from Gawker. I know you have gotten a lot of hate this last year (and im sure way more than we can know over your career) but I hope you get some encouraging messages too.

But he can’t have rallies like he did before. There’s no one to rally against.

My favorite Christian conspiracy theory is that Trump was just a “vehicle” used by “God” to get Pence elected past all of the godless Liberals. Now that he’s done that, he’ll be struck down for being a terrible person, and Pence will be POTUS.

[Going into brief]: Imma take out Isis and restore relations with Russia, and be tough on China.

This is the next four years bro, on every form of media imaginable. It’s what happens when you elect a joke for president. Reference 2000-2008 if you want to know what it’s going to look like, and this will probably be much, much worse.

Says a person probably not affected by anything this man has “promised” to do. This is what the fight looks like my friend, either join it or regret your decision later in life.

Have the Bobs been in to talk to him yet?

Can you just not click on the articles and instead shut the fuck up?

You understand that Donald Fucking Trump is about to be our president and this is something people might want to actually fucking discuss, right? It’s kind of a thing.

Thank you Ashley!

They aren’t selling a prodeuct that isn’t functional. They’re selling a product that the buyer does not use in a way that keeps it working. Like buying a DS to use as a hammer.