WHY? No really, WHY?

You could say, they,

Don’t do this regardless of how much you like the game concept. It fuels bad practices and makes it harder for new people to break into the industry (i.e me haha). In other words, value your work and the job will come.

Poke-gun, gotta shoot em all

New York, amiright?

To be fair, he did the right thing and moved him and his brother to the bathroom, not like he was playing Fortnite when his roof was coming off

You know, I’ve always wanted to put my dick in something that looks like it belongs in a boiler room, my life is now complete.

SCAPEGOATING!

Arino’s looking a little rough these days... I love this show.

A LUST MACHINE

I sleep with one in my mouth

Great now Nintendo watches me while I sleep just what I always wanted hahahaha

Finally! Nintendo is cornering that adult market too with the spiritual successor to this do-dad

Really does suck these folks are out of a job, however, Jaffe hasn’t headed a successful IP since what, God of War?

KIRU-SAN!! I just like yelling this before starting a street battle.

What about the cop? This shouldn’t have escalated that far...

The only way this works is if your name is Shaun and the game glitches out...

Can you imagine playing something like The Witness while having sex?

Congrats and welcome to the club sir.

• Being so entranced by the work that I forgot to eat dinner or drink water for a solid five hours.