Look, I had my doubts during the Nintendo Switch Presentation.

But screwing it up means you’ll lose most people who will fail to take you seriously.

We know what car Homer drives already,

Why deal in rumors to make a reputation?

Another case of, this isn’t important to you but is to me.

Why is Walter Day Billy Mitchells bottom bitch?

I know the internet is a constant echo chamber of the same thoughts and opinions, but fuck,

Lackluster

Have you watched Tombstone recently?

Seems to me that in order to create an infinite universe, that all instances of the planets would need to be different from one another. In that, this is simply a marketing scheme. Think about it, no other game has ever purported to have such a vast amount of “stuff” like this game has claimed. In order for that to…

So again, they dodged giving an explanation of how to exactly locate pokemon. I for one already wander with no clear direction so this shouldn’t affect me.

Hate to tell you this, but get ready for a whole lack of convenience. The Midwest is shit now man. Trust me, I live in shithole Michigan.

So I have an iwatch, anyone want to explain to me why Nintendo hasn’t offered a companion app for my watch to do the same thing as this item? One can only hope they will, I sure do hate the mess these pedestrians are making to my car.

“Mr. Dream”?

Midwest = where fun goes to die

So, ASMR, does that mean I can fap to this?

Tommy Wiseau fucking killed it there.

You may need the expert help of a paper clip, may I suggest my friend clippy?

You’re right, the memory of wishing I could have overpowered my bully is my hollow consolation prize as well. I destintly remember learning about non violent protests as a kid and thought it would work with bullies. Just serves to get you pummeled more.