@vinod1978: I don't think you can turn this into an America Vs British thing that's just stupid. BP isn't a british company anymore it has just as many british executives as it does americans and a number of other nations. I know some members of the American media want to turn the clock back 20 years and have started…

@Skeptical_Geezer: Yeah Apparently Elisa managed to pass the Turin Test. Although the humans who fell for it must have been pretty dumb. I can remember an ASCII game that had elisa intergrated into it (It may have been one the versions of Nethack) Where you had to complete a conversion with the computer before you…

@Skeptical_Geezer: Yeah Apparently Elisa managed to pass the Turin Test. Although the humans who fell for it must have been pretty dumb. I can remember an ASCII game that had elisa intergrated into it (It may have been one the versions of Nethack) Where you had to complete a conversion with the computer before you…

@Skeptical_Geezer: Yeah Apparently Elisa managed to pass the Turin Test. Although the humans who fell for it must have been pretty dumb. I can remember an ASCII game that had elisa intergrated into it (It may have been one the versions of Nethack) Where you had to complete a conversion with the computer before you…

@Skeptical_Geezer: Yeah Apparently Elisa managed to pass the Turin Test. Although the humans who fell for it must have been pretty dumb. I can remember an ASCII game that had elisa intergrated into it (It may have been one the versions of Nethack) Where you had to complete a conversion with the computer before you…

@Skeptical_Geezer: Yeah Apparently Elisa managed to pass the Turin Test. Although the humans who fell for it must have been pretty dumb. I can remember an ASCII game that had elisa intergrated into it (It may have been one the versions of Nethack) Where you had to complete a conversion with the computer before you…

@Skeptical_Geezer: Yeah Apparently Elisa managed to pass the Turin Test. Although the humans who fell for it must have been pretty dumb. I can remember an ASCII game that had elisa intergrated into it (It may have been one the versions of Nethack) Where you had to complete a conversion with the computer before you…

@Sprzout: You guy's are american aren't you? -Only characters in Tintin say "pip pip cherio!" and that's from belgium.

@AssuntaPabsy:

@ACEACEACE: I don't know if we're talking about the same thing but windows mobile has had copy paste & multitasking for the last three versions I've been using HTC Windoze handsets for the last 5 years and they were way ahead of the curve on those thing. To be fair I have now jumped to android. (although I still use…

@Darken Rahl: Ahem.... *Cough* Lure Of Flames *Cough*

@plazmatyk: Or maybe use something a little more practically offensive, a drill or a saw or.... maybe a file... yeah a file! That ought to do it. a File-pedo... I'm sure could be a better name for it though....

I love the whole coffee hack idea, but for that money I'd rather go with the jura machine, touchscreen operated, internet ready and best of all it runs Linux...

I've cast an eye over some of his stuff and I don't rate it.. There's only two critics I agree with Mark Kermode for film & Charlie Brooker For television (he's an uber gamer too)