Welcome to America, Canada!

Could you guys put up a sample letter or something to make this a little easier? I'm trying to word a polite email to Tom Wheeler, and it's tough.

They should stop pussyfooting around and just make ISPs common carriers, like the telcos.

Reminds me of this commercial:

let me just mess with this lighter while i'm trapped inside a wooden coffin with a limited air supply.

This just took a turn into Saints Row territory.

"leave the world better than we found it".

Every day some bullshit headline on the internet tells me to BE AMAZED or I WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED or THIS WILL MOVE YOU. You never are, and you never do.

Andy, dude...

She's lucky... most kids with congenital achromaticity usually don't grow out of it.

Yup. China really, ahem, screwed the pooch what with their one child law and a culture that favored male babies.

Explaining the reference for anyone who doesn't get it...

I have bad days. Hell, I'm having one right now, but I don't use it as an excuse to ruin other people's days. In fact, I'm purposefully avoiding Titanfall (among other multiplayer games) right now just because I don't feel like going off on anyone- I'm not gonna let my bad day turn into someone else's.

All they have to do is get rid of the notrils and lips. and BAM a million times better.

Nigel Megalodon...there's just no hiding this...

But without the firearm?